My laptop has been possessed by a Cyber-Desman?

My computer has acted strangely after I played with a Weegee board that I found mysteriously sitting on top of it. It all started when I tried to download a song from LimeWire. It would often run slower than usual, the pages would scroll by themselves, and there would often be no sound. When I used the computer while I had my mask on, I noticed that my computer was possessed by a demon beast called the cyber-desman. The cyber-desman was made to corrupt and delete important files, trick me into listening to bad music by rating songs by itself, and steal my identity to send all my money to the company that sent it. I contacted the company and they tell me that I can exorcise my computer by submerging it under boiling water to drown the cyber-desman and save my laptop, but a neighbor said that I should beat the laptop to delete the cyber-desman until I can see the internal hardware. I know that my neighbor is wrong since he used the same advise for my goldfish, but I think that the company that sent the cyber-desman would be correct since they are the ones who created it. I am wondering whether anyone here knows how long I should boil my laptop to in order to save it. I appreciate your help.